So She'll Never Play at Wimbledon

Me: How are your tennis lessons going? 

Sophie: Really good! 

Me: Are you leaning lots of new stuff? 

Sophie: Yep! 

Me: Are you getting any better at it? 

Sophie: Nope! 

Me: But you're still enjoying it. 

Sophie: OH YEAH!

Me: That's my girl!

One More Plus for Vegetarianism

A few feet away from my lunch table and in my direct line of sight

Yeah... We'll Fit

 This is India - anything is possible.

Priceless

On the road from Kochi to Chandamangalam.

Chinese Fishing Nets at Kochi Fort

Who's the God of Sanity? (I've got some unanswered prayers)

Me: I've just got a text message on my phone. Who is Krishna's brother? Vishnu?

Tukesh: Krishna, Vishnu... Same guy. 

Me: So... Who is Krishna's brother? 

Tukesh: Krishna, Vishnu, Ram... all the same. But different. 

Me: R-i-i-i-i-i-ght. So... Who is Krishna's brother? 

Tukesh: Krishna doesn't have a brother! 

Me: So... the answer is "This is a trick question because Krishna was an only child with multiple personalities?" 

Tukesh: No. Krishna doesn't have a brother. 

Me: Umm... Yeah... Okay... So... Krishna doesn't have a brother. 

Tukesh: Krishna has a brother - his name is Balaram.